Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Human Beinz – "Nobody But Me" (1968)


No no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no 
No no no no no no no no no
No no no no no
Nobody can do the shing-a-ling like I do

[NOTE: There is no record I enjoy singing along to more than “Nobody But Me.”  That alone makes it worthy of being chosen for the 2 OR 3 LINES “GOLDEN DECADE” HIT SINGLES HALL OF FAME.  Here’s what I wrote about that record way back in 2011.]


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Very talented people are often envied by less talented people.  I myself have experienced such envy on more than one occasion.

For example, whenever this song comes on the radio, I am able to do something that very others can – namely, sing the very tricky "no-no" parts of this song EXACTLY correctly. 

I'm like a certain baseball player who was such a natural hitter that it was said that if you dragged him out of bed in the middle of the night and started pitching to him, he would immediately start hitting line drives to all fields.

If you dragged me out of bed in the middle of the night and put on "Nobody But Me," I would duplicate lead singer John "Dick" Belley's performance like we were Siamese twins, putting each and every "no" (there are 30 altogether) in its proper place.  I don't even need to hear the record – I can do it a cappella and on demand.  

Try it sometime.  What the hell – try it right now.  Click on this link, which will take you to the song.  Hit the "start" button and give it a shot.

I'll even give you the sheet music:



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How you'd do?  Pretty bad, huh?  I thought so.

Well, try it one more time – after all, I caught you by surprise, before you had a chance to warm up.  I'm sure you'll do much better the second time . . .

NOT!  You sucked just as badly the second time, didn't you?  (Tell the truth!)

That's the difference between you and me – I nail "Nobody But Me" a hundred times out a hundred, rain or shine.  (Of course, there are other differences between you and me.  For example, you've never created a wildly popular little blog.)

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Click here to listen to the original recorded version of "Nobody But Me" by the Isley Brothers.  It's not bad, but it's certainly not as good as the Human Beinz cover.

That cover is used as the soundtrack to a new Nike TV ad.  It's not the best Nike TV commercial ever (I'll be posting about the very best one sometime in the future) but it's a good one – thanks in large part to the use of "Nobody But Me."  Click here to view that Nike ad.

Martin Scorsese used "Nobody But Me" in The Departed.  Click here to see the scene from The Departed where Leonardo DiCaprio goes medieval on a couple of thugs to the accompaniment of "Nobody But Me."

The first episode of the 7th season of The Office featured a cold open with the cast doing a lip dub to "Nobody But Me."  Click here to watch it.


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The Human Beinz are from Youngstown, Ohio, and originally called themselves the Premiers.  In 1966, they changed their named to the Human Beingz, but their record company mispelled their name on "Nobody But Me."  The song became a top-10 hit, which meant they couldn't really change the spelling then.

Turns out it didn't really matter.  They never had another hit (at least not in the United States – the band was very popular in Japan for some reason), and broke up in 1969.

The Human Beinz in Japan
Click here to listen to Human Beinz recording of "Nobody But Me."
 
Click here to order the song from Amazon.


Sunday, September 14, 2025

Rod Stewart – “(I Know) I’m Losing You” (1971)


Your love is fading

I can feel your love fading


[Putting not only the original Temptations recording of “(I Know) I’m Losing You” but also Rare Earth’s and Rod Stewart’s cover versions of that song in the 2 OR 3 LINES “GOLDEN DECADE” COVER RECORDS HALL OF FAME is an unprecedented decision that’s certain to be controversial.  I have only three words to say to those who don’t agree with it – can you guess what those three words are?  (Here’s a hint: the first of those three words is “go.”)] 


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From Cashbox magazine’s November 12, 1966, review of the Temptations new single, “(I Know) I’m Losing You”:


It’s a surefire success for the Temptations with this emotion packed follow-up to “Beauty’s Only Skin Deep,” titled “(I Know) I’m Losing You.” The ork is throbbing, the chorus is smooth and the group tells its sad tale in exquisite fashion.


“The ork is throbbing”?  (Say what?)


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Rod Stewart’s cover of “(I Know) I’m Losing You” – a #1 hit for the Temptations in 1966 – is yet another example of a great cover of a Motown song by a white recording artist.



That cover was the penultimate track on Stewart’s 1971 album, Every Picture Tells a Story – an album that everyone (and I do mean everyone) I knew in college owned.


Every Picture Tells a Story wasn’t perfect, but it was pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good – clearly Stewart’s best album ever.


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Click here to listen to the Temptations’ original recording of “(I Know) I’m Losing You.”


Click here to listen to Rod Stewart’s cover of that record, the newest member of the 2 OR 3 LINES “GOLDEN DECADE’ COVER RECORDS HALL OF FAME.


Click here to buy that record from Amazon.


Thursday, September 11, 2025

Rare Earth – "(I Know) I'm Losing You" (1970)


It’s all over your face

Someone’s taken my place

Ooh baby, I’m losing you


[Welcome to the big leagues, Rare Earth!  Your cover of “(I Know) I'm Losing Youis so good that I've decided to promote it from the 2 OR 3 LINES “GOLDEN DECADE” COVER RECORDS HALL OF FAME to the 2 OR 3 LINES “GOLDEN DECADE” HIT SINGLES HALL OF FAME.  I saw Rare Earth perform at the high-school football stadium in my hometown of Joplin, Missouri on July 2, 1973.  I'll have more to say about that in a future 2 OR 3 LINES “GOLDEN DECADE” HIT SINGLES HALL OF FAME post – until then, the original March 3, 2023 2 or 3 lines post about today’s featured record will have to suffice.]


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Rare Earth – which began life as the Sunliners in Detroit in 1960 – wasn’t the first all-white group signed to a record contract by Motown.


But they were the first all-white band signed to a record contract by Motown to have a hit.


Both of Rare Earth’s first two hit singles – “Get Ready” and “(I Know) I’m Losing You” – were covers of Temptations hit.  And both charted higher than the originals.


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We could argue until we’re blue in thew face whether the Rare Earth or Rod Stewart covers of “(I Know) I’m Losing You” is better.


But life is very short, and there’s no time for fussing and fighting, my friend.  So let’s just agree they’re both great, and leave it at that. 


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Click here to listen to the album version of Rare Earth’s cover of “(I Know) I’m Losing You.”


Click here to listen to the single version, which peaked at #7 on the Billboard “Hot 100.”


Click here to view a rather bizarre video of the group performing the song on The Ed Sullivan Show.


Click here to buy the album version of “(I Know) I’m Losing You” from Amazon. 



Monday, September 8, 2025

Temptations – "(I Know) I'm Losing You" (1966)


I can feel it in my bones

Any day you’ll be gone

Oooh, baby, I'm losing you


[I featured covers of “(I Know) I’m Losing You” by Rare Earth and Rod Stewart on my wildly successful little blog before featuring the original Temptations recording of that song.  I can’t think of another truly great record from that era that has two equally great covers, so Ive decided to induct all three of those recordings into the 2 OR 3 LINES “GOLDEN DECADE” HIT SINGLES HALL OF FAME.  Here's my January 2024 post about the original Temptations recording of “(I Know) I’m Losing You."]


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My 24th season of basketball refereeing did not get off to a great start.


I had been assigned to do a girls’ junior-varsity game at 530p at a high school just a few miles from my apartment.  (So far, so good.)


But the visiting team – which was being bussed from a high school in the most distant part of the county – ran into rush-hour traffic, and arrived half an hour later than they should have.


Don’t ever send me this greeting card!

Then the very loud buzzer that the scoreboard operator uses to alert the referees when there’s a substitute who wants to enter the game got stuck in the first quarter, necessitating a long delay while someone went into the electrical closet at the school to disconnect and then reset the buzzer.  (My hearing is almost back to normal, thank you very much!)


But then the same thing then happened in the second quarter.  That time, the effort to reset the buzzer resulted in both scoreboards going blank.  So we had to wait until the athletic director located the small portable scoreboard that is used for kids’ rec league games in that gym on weekends.  (That scoreboard wasn’t satisfactory for several reasons, but we really had no choice.)


The game started out looking like it was going to be a blowout, but it ended up coming down to the home team’s last shot.  That last shot was blocked, but the home team players, coaches, and fans were certain that the shooter was fouled.


They were kind enough to point out our error to us as we left the court.


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My partner and I had changed into our uniforms in the PE department office.  I had left my phone and keys in a zippered coat pocket before heading to the gym to do  the game, but my smart watch wasn’t with them when we returned to change back into our street clothes.  


I didn’t think much about that – I figured I had stuck it somewhere in the small suitcase I use to transport my uniform, shoes, and whistle to games, and that I would find it once I got back home and unpacked.


But the watch not only wasn’t in my coat pocket, it wasn’t in my suitcase either.  Nor was it in my car when I made the long trip from my apartment to my parking garage to check.  


The watch

I texted one of the referees who was working the varsity game that followed mine and asked him to look around the dressing area after his game was over, but he told me that he didn’t see my watch anywhere.


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There’s an app on my phone that controls various aspects of my smart watch’s operation.  I opened that app, thinking that there might be a “Find My Watch” function I could use to track it down – and sure enough, there was such a function.  


I didn’t know if “Find My Watch” worked only if I was in the immediate vicinity of my watch.  But I had nothing to lose, so I hit the button.


A jazzy little ringtone immediately started to sound, so I knew the watch must be nearby.  But where could it be?


After listening intently for a few seconds, I realized that the ringtone seemed to be coming from inside my left shoe – which I was still wearing.


The shoe

Sure enough, the watch was in my left shoe – where I had hidden it after changing into my referee shoes before the game.


Somehow I had managed to change back into my street shoes, walk to my car, drive home, walk to my apartment, walk back to my parking garage, and then walk back to my apartment once again without noticing that there was a watch in my left shoe.


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2 or 3 lines has previously featured the Rare Earth and Rod Stewart covers of “(I Know) I’m Losing You,” so I figured it was about time to feature the original 1966 recording of that song by the Temptations.


Click here to listen to today’s featured record.


Click here to buy that record from Amazon.


Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Jan and Dean – "Dead Man's Curve" (1963)


He passed me at Doheny

Then I started to swerve


[NOTE: The oldest member of this year’s class of 2 OR 3 LINES “GOLDEN DECADE” HIT SINGLES HALL OF FAME inductees was one of the first 45s I ever bought . . . and you best believe I still own it.  Here’s my original July 29, 2010 post about “Dead Man's Curve.”]  


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“The shortest distance between two points” is rarely a term that can be applied to 2 or 3 lines, and today’s post is no exception.  We have a lot of ground to cover today.


Let's begin by going back to 1963, which was the year that Jan Berry and Dean Torrence released today’s featured record, “Dead Man's Curve.” 


“Dead Man's Curve” was 50% souped-up car song and 50% teenage vehicular death song – although unlike all the other teenage vehicular death songs I can remember (think “Leader of the Pack” and “Last Kiss” and “D.O.A.”), there was no girl in “Dead Man's Curve.”


I still have my copy of that 45:


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Now that I think about it, we’re going to need to go back even further – all the way to 1962, when I was a fourth grader at Irving Elementary School in Joplin, Missouri.


That’s the year I won the second round of the KFSB-AM spelling bee and took home a little red portable record player.  Among the records I played on it was “Dead Man’s Curve.”


The very first records I remember owning were “Tossin' and Turnin’” by Bobby Lewis (1961) and “Twistin’ the Night Away” by Sam Cooke (1962), which I think I knew about from the old KODE-TV “Teen Hop” show that aired on Saturday afternoons.  (I had pretty good taste for a 10-year-old, I think.)


I bought those 45s at a little record store that was located on the south side of Main Street between 15th and 16th (I think) with the $3 I had taken home for winning the first round of the spelling bee.  (By the way, I didn’t win the bicycle that was the spelling bee’s grand prize – I got tripped up on an “e-before-i or i-before-e?” word and finished a disappointing third.)


I’m guessing I bought my copy of “Dead Man’s Curve” at that same record store.


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In the early 1990's, when I left my job as a government attorney and went to work for a direct-marketing company, I went to Los Angeles regularly to oversee infomercial shoots.  On one trip I was driving west on Sunset Boulevard and crossed North Doheny Drive.  I immediately thought to myself, "That’s the street they were singing about in ‘Dead Man’s Curve’!”


I was such a fan of “Dead Man’s Curve” that I later bought a Jan and Dean album – “Surf City (and Other Swinging Cities),” which included a bunch of tepid cover versions of songs about cities: “Memphis, Tennessee” (made famous by Johnny Rivers), “Detroit City” (a country hit for Bobby Bare – “By day I make the cars/By night I make the bars”), “Way Down Yonder in New Orleans” (originally written in 1922, it was a hit for Freddy Cannon in 1959), “I Left My Heart in San Francisco,” etc., etc.  


It was a pretty lame album, but the title cut (which was a #1 hit for Jan and Dean) had a brilliant chorus:


We're goin’ to Surf City ’cause it’s two to one

We're goin’ to Surf City, gonna have some fun

Two girls for every boy!


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Jan and Dean were sort of a poor man’s Beach Boys.  They are mostly remembered today for their surf songs, but they had been around years before the surfing craze hit.  


Dean was in the army when Jan (as part of “Jan and Arnie”) had a top 10 hit with “Jennie Lee” in 1958.  (I’ll have more to say about who Jennie Lee was later in this post.)  Jan and Dean had several other singles that cracked the Billboard "Hot 100" prior to 1963, when "Surf City" hit big.  They followed up on the success of  "Surf City" with six consecutive top 25 songs in 1963 and 1964, including “Dead Man's Curve” and “The Little Old Lady from Pasadena,” which made it all the way to #3. 


(The B-side of one of those hits was a follow-up to “Little Old Lady” that was titled “The Anahiem, Azusa and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review and Timing Association.”  I remember hearing it on an evening call-in-and-dedicate-a-song radio show on a Joplin station that I listened to religiously in those days.  When you called in to request a song dedication, you only had to give your initials – I was brave enough to request Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman" for a couple of girls under those conditions, although my initials were probably unique enough to identify me if  either of those girls had ever heard the dedications.)


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Riding their string of hit singles like a real surfer would ride a big pipeline wave, Jan and Dean were invited to be the emcees of a two-night concert at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium in 1964 that featured perhaps the greatest collection of top-40 musical talent ever assembled in one place at one time.  


Those concerts were filmed, and that film was edited and released as The T.A.M.I. Show, which I remember seeing at the old Lux theatre in downtown Joplin in early 1965.  (“T.A.M.I.” stood for “Teen Age Music International.”) 


The movie was finally released on DVD earlier this year, and I just watched it in its original form for the first time in over 45 years.  


Here’s a list of the performers who appeared in The T.A.M.I. Show:


– Chuck Berry

– Gerry and the Pacemakers

– Smokey Robinson and the Miracles

– Marvin Gaye

– Lesley Gore

– Jan and Dean

– Beach Boys

– Billy J. Kramer and the Dakotas

– Supremes

– Barbarians

– James Brown and the Famous Flames

– Rolling Stones


Click here to view the trailer for the movie.


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Most of the those acts played three or four songs at most.  But Lesley Gore and the Rolling Stones each did six songs.  (Lesley Gore was a really big star at the time.)


James Brown, who absolutely stole the show, may actually have been on stage longer than any of the other performers.  


I need a nap just from watching his performance.  He must not have had anything left in the tank at the end of his shows.  I've never seen a man sweat so much.  It's an amazing contrast to the robotic, lip-synched performances that were the norm on American Bandstand and similar TV shows of that era. 


The one thing I remember from seeing the movie in 1965 is the way Brown would fall to his knees while singing, either from exhaustion or despair (or both), then be helped to his feet and led off the stage by a couple of his backup singers, who placed a cape on his shoulders as they did so.  But Brown would fling the cape off and stride back to the microphone stand to deliver one more impassioned chorus.  


Click here to watch a clip of Brown performing in The T.A.M.I. Show. 


Mick Jagger – who looks about 14 in the movie, but is actually 21 – does his best, but he couldn't hope to match Brown's showmanship.  (Keith Richards later said that agreeing to follow Brown in this show was the dumbest thing the Stones ever did.)


Click here to watch the Stones performing. 


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A couple of years after The T.A.M.I. Show was filmed, Jan crashed his Corvette into a parked truck in 1966, suffering serious brain damage and partial paralysis.  Ironically, the crash occurred not far from “Dean Man's Curve.”  


At the time of his  accident, Jan was attending medical school – he was said to have had a near-genius IQ. 


Jan never recovered completely from his injuries, although he did continue writing and producing music and eventually started performing in oldies shows with Dean.   He died in 2004.


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Some three years after I saw The T.A.M.I. Show at the Lux in 1965, I returned to that same theatre to watch Bonnie and Clyde with several friends.  


When that movie was over, my friends and I came bounding out of the theatre like seven-year-olds on a sugar high, all jacked up from the old ultra-violence (you remember Clockwork Orange, don't you?), especially the apocalyptic final scene.  


You might remember that Bonnie and Clyde paid a visit to Joplin, Missouri – my hometown – where they had to shoot their way out of a police ambush. 


Here’s a photo of the garage apartment in Joplin where they hid out prior to that shootout:


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One final note.


As noted above, Jan and Arnie Ginsburg had a hit in 1958 with a record titled “Jennie Lee” before Jan and Dean became a thing.


The “Jennie Lee” of that record is your basic innocent and lovable girl-next-door type, but there was a real Jennie Lee as well:


Jennie Lee

The real Jennie Lee – a/k/a/ “The Bazoom Girl” – was a famous burlesque dancer in the 1950’s.  (Arnie Ginsburg had seen her perform in a Los Angeles burlesque house.)  Jennie had actually started a strippers’ union – the “League of Exotic Dancers” – in 1955 in hopes of doing something about the low wages paid by burlesque joints in Los Angeles.  Jennie also collected photographs and burlesque memorabilia, and her collection was eventually turned into a burlesque museum.  She died in 1990, at age 61, a victim of breast cancer.  


Jennie Lee had been born Virginia Lee Hicks in Kansas City.  After graduating from high school, she got a job as a chorus-line dancer at the Folly Theatre there.  When another dancer at the theater said she could get Jennie a booking as a strip-tease dancer, Jennie thought it sounded like a good idea. 


The rest of the story can be found on the website of “The Golden Days of Burlesque Historical Society”:


So she bought a gown with red fringe on it from a gal for $10 and headed off to work a stag show in Joplin, Missouri. . . .


For this first booking Jennie was required to appear on stage twice.  The first number was to be played straight, but in the second number she was told to take it all off.  Needless to say her first performance as a strip-tease dancer was a smashing success.  But Jennie Lee was so embarrassed she couldn’t go back out on stage for a curtain call and hid in a closet backstage until the audience left.  Of course it’s quite apparent that the initial shyness wore off and Jennie Lee eventually became a star in the world of burlesque.


Anyone out there have a father or grandfather who told them about seeing Jennie Lee strip in Joplin before she made it big in the world of burlesque?  Anyone?  (Bueller?)


Jennie had one unusual talent – she could twirl the tassels that were attached to her pasties in opposite directions.  Click here to watch a truly astonishing video of her exhibiting that skill.


And to think that she got her start in my little ol' hometown!


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Click here to listen “Dead Man's Curve” in all its 45 rpm glory. 


Click here to buy “Dead Man's Curve” from Amazon.